In order to get on My calendar, you must follow My protocol, which includes
giving Me some specific information about yourself.
Do your best to answer the following questions as honestly,
respectfully
and specifically as you can, without being excessively wordy or repetitive.
I will most likely respond to your inquiry within a day or so, but if you don't hear back from me in 48 hours, send a follow up email to make sure I got it.
One more thing:
Wait to masturbate until *after* you've completed the questionnaire!